Liturgy of the hours without light
The lights go out in the church as the priests are about to celebrate the Divine Office. ~The Carthusians (silently) go out in search of candles. ~The Franciscans sit and pray for a miracle. ~The Benedictines don’t care, because they can say the whole thing by heart. ~The Redemptorists go to the Jesuits for help. ~The Jesuits think that this must be an exception, and that they must not have to celebrate the Divine Office in this case. ~The Dominicans decide that the time is ripe for a discourse upon the nature of light. ~The diocesan priest goes and changes the light bulb. Biretta tip to Devout Catholic