Accountant joke

2 trainee accountants meet and one has a new bike. The other says "What a great bike! Where did you get it?"
The first says "You won't believe it. Last night an attractive blonde rode up on it and took all her clothes off and said 'Take anything you want'".
The second said "You did the right thing - the clothes wouldn't have fitted you!"

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